Yo yo muthafukas! I like long walks by the fridge and dark stormy nights of book raping. It's how Ernest Hemingbabe would of wanted it and done it. Stay saucy everybody.
there are a lot of theories for why yoda talks Like That™️, the most plausible of which are usually something along the lines of “he uses the same sentence structure as his native language no matter which language he’s speaking or who he’s talking to”, but my personal favorite reddit crack theory is that he forms his sentences that way intentionally because he wants people to rearrange the sentences into something they can understand in their heads to make sure that they actually listen to him because it’s just such a bastard power move. like. Master Of The Jedi Order I Am. Put Up With This You Will. Fuck You.
